vodka.is.the.new.black

23 and a former kappa cheerleader from texas. relatively recent graduate with no idea where to go. trying to successfully integrate my love of all things frat/srat (but mostly frat) into the real world...a real world that just happens to be in italy...with my parents. it's not going to be pretty.

May 21

(via scprep)


  • Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

May 20
“To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.” Ernest Hemingway (via rushofgold)

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May 19

Argument I heard on the bus

  • Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.


May 17
Stevie takes selfies….

Stevie takes selfies….


First two of some 200 odd beers on tap. let the taste tests begin… (at Delirium Café)

First two of some 200 odd beers on tap. let the taste tests begin… (at Delirium Café)


May 16

hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate

thought i had one semester of grad school left meaning i would be finished by the middle of august and officially have a masters in homeland security by my birthday. NOPE. JK TAYLOR YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF is apparently what school said because they dropped me from my last class for apparently no reason, didn’t tell me about it, and now i have to wait an entire semester to more…to take ONE FUCKING CLASS…because apparently the last day for enrollment was YESTERDAY even though i enrolled myself TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO. thanks for nothing you fuck heads. icing on my cake of miserable.


May 14

teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

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