vodka.is.the.new.black

taylor. 24. i like sunglasses, italian food, crossfit, the color black, and the word "chill."

Jul 20

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via tacosarethenewblack)


unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(via smittenandhorny)


Jul 19

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via livefitandhealthy)



vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(via tacosarethenewblack)


jaclcfrost:

[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

(via beccaliving)


Jul 15
givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

(via sezarsezar)


(via fitmess)


(via cumragdoll)


abseas:

Mario Götze being adorable with one of Jerome Boateng’s beautiful twin daughters.

OMG

stop i love it