$115 for 3 bras, 5 pairs of underwear, yoga pants, yoga shorts, a sports bra, a bandeau and a new tank top? why yes, don’t mind if i do!
i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.” —Dita von Teese (via perfect)
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
- Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.