vodka.is.the.new.black

taylor. 24. i like sunglasses, italian food, crossfit, the color black, and the word "chill."

Jul 29

flextrovert:

Bro, do you even make an effort to stimulate myofibrillar hypertrophy by inducing skeletal muscle microtrauma?

(via fitnika)


(via tribalexa)


snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via beccaliving)



(via beccaliving)


Jul 28

(via fitnika)


(via fitmess)



  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers

l-e-v:

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

this is why i buy so many dresses tbh


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